humor,love Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

2. It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.

3. Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

4. One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.