truth,humor Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

2. Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them. Gone with the Wind

3. I quote others only in order the better to express myself. The Complete Essays

4. It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true. The Picture of Dorian Gray

5. Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. Listen to the music. Whoa whoa, listen to the music. Because music makes the people come together, it makes the bourgeois and the rebel. So come on people now, smile on your brother, everybody try to love one another. Because what the world needs now is love, sweet love. And I know that love is a battlefield, but boogie on reggae woman because you're gonna make it after all. So celebrate good times, come on. I've gotta stop I've gotta come to my senses, I've been out riding fences for so long... oops I did it again... um... What I'm trying to say is, if you leave tonight and you don't remember anything else that I've said, leave here and remember this: Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

6. Progress just means bad things happen faster. Witches Abroad

7. Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you. Straight Up and Dirty

8. Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it. A Little Book In C Major

9. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. Back to Methuselah

10. You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.