wisdom,humor Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

2. Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day to force the Muse to show up. You get into the habit of writing every day so that when she shows up, you have the maximum chance of catching her, bashing her on the head, and squeezing every last drop out of that bitch.

3. Don't go looking for boys in the darkThey will say pretty things thenleave you with scars.Do go looking for boys in the parkFor that is where the true gentlemen are. The Luxe

4. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.

5. Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them. Carpe Jugulum

6. Half of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times. The Wise Man's Fear

7. Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.

8. I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

9. If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian. Notebook

10. Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

11. Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. Foundation

12. The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

13. They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

14. Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness. The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms