1. A man or woman is truly successful to the extent he or she dedicates himself or herself to a life serving others or otherettes.
2. That it is what it is does not imply that it isn't what it isn't.
3. When I was 13, I thought adversity was a place you went to learn advertising. When I was 23, I realized that when I was 13 I was right.
4. ... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom???
5. Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. ... On the other hand, ain't nothin' but massive solar storms when she's present.
6. Polyamory (n.) Panodium.
7. She walked into my life like a shopper walking into a closed sliding door an hour before the store opens.