craig ferguson Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself, only hope questions itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Like when a bumblebee flies or an ancient regime is toppled. Between the Bridge and the River

2. He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't. American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

3. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

4. People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

5. She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy.I do have a knack for finding great women. American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot

6. The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever. Between the Bridge and the River

7. I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

8. The Universe is very, very big.It also loves a paradox. For example, it has some extremely strict rules.Rule number one: Nothing lasts forever.Not you or your family or your house or your planet or the sun. It is an absolute rule. Therefore when someone says that their love will never die, it means that their love is not real, for everything that is real dies. Rule number two: Everything lasts forever. Between the Bridge and the River

9. Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.