What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
Answer:- To cover cows.
What's the least number of chairs you would need around a table to sit four fathers, two grandfathers, and four sons?
Answer:- Four. The four fathers could be grandfathers and are definitely sons already.
What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Answer:- When the buoy meets gull.
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer:- Add the letter B.
What's the word inside the riddle?
Answer:- The iddl.
What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
Answer:- A mountain with mountainears
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
Answer:- Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
When I am filled I can point the way, When I am empty nothing moves me, I have two skins, one without and one within. What am I?
Answer:- I am a glove.
When I asked her how old she was, she smiled and said cryptically: "The day before yesterday I was 22, but next year I'll be 25." What is her birthday and when was the date of our conversation?
Answer:- We conversed on January 1 and her birthday was on December 31. So, the day before yesterday on Dec. 30th she was 22 and he turned 23 on Dec. 31. So her next birthday, when she turns 24, would be Dec. 31 of the same year the question was asked. However, next years birthday would be the following year on Dec. 31, when she would be 25.
When I'm new, I'm worthless. After I'm old and used, I'm worth hundreds, thousands, and millions. What am I?
Answer:- A canvas. A blank canvas is worthless until it becomes a painting!
When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected.
What am I?
Answer:- A poor alibi or excuse.
When is a pistol like a young horse?
Answer:- When it is a colt.
When it's alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer:- A birthday candle.