This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Answer:- Your Name
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer:- Incorrectly
I am four times as old as my daughter. In 20 years time I shall be twice as old as her. How old are we now?
Answer:- I am 40 and my daughter is 10.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Answer:- A map.
First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?
Answer:- A fishhook.
What do you get if you add two blackberries and five apples?
Answer:- A house full of electronic devices
How many seconds are there in January?
Answer:- Only one – January second
What word looks the same upside down and backward?
Answer:- Swims
My head is red but turns black when you scratch it. What am I?
Answer:- A Match
What is deaf, dumb and blind but always tells the truth?
Answer:- A mirror
Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Answer:- No, because it is not legal to get married if you are dead.
Where is the ocean the deepest?
Answer:- At the bottom