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Why should a doctor never be seasick?

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Why should doctors attend to window-sashes?
Answer:- Because they have so many panes (pains).
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer:- It has a spring in it
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Answer:- Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer:- Because he kept using fowl language.
Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Answer:- It was a little chicken!
Why was the geologist's wife unhappy?
Answer:- She felt like he took her for granite.
Why was the ocean arrested?
Answer:- Because it beat upon the shore.
Why was the student's homework in his father's handwriting?
Answer:- Because the student borrowed his pen.
Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer:- They could hold up trains.
Why were the clothespins arrested?
Answer:- For holding up a pair of pants.
With potent, flowery words speak I, Of something common, vulgar, dry; I weave webs of pedantic prose, In effort to befuddle those, Who think I while time away, In lofty things, above all-day The common kind that lingers where Monadic beings live and fare; Practical I may not be, But life, it seems, is full of me! What am I?
Answer:- A riddler. ( or riddle )
Within, I clean all that is bad and old. I make juice that's the color of gold. Should I die, a filter machine would you need to assemble to replace me, and a bean I resemble... What am I?
Answer:- A kidney.
Without a bridle, or a saddle, across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, though almost blind, are made to see. What am I?
Answer:- Eye glasses.
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
Answer:- A telephone.