A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
Answer:- When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
A person who chews the ends of their fingers
Answer:- nail-biter
A person's greatest asset.
Answer:- intelligence
A pony trots his way through the world on these.
Answer:- hoof
A pot-hole filled valley, where rains often fall; A land through which no river shall crawl. What am I?
Answer:- A sieve.
A precious fluid, thicker than water.
Answer:- blood
A prehistoric reptile that lives today and the inspiration for the name of a popular sports drink.
Answer:- gator
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
Answer:- The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
Answer:- A very big hand.
A salutation from the islands.
Answer:- aloha