An electric train is headed east. Where does the smoke go?
SEE ANSWER
Electric trains don't produce any smoke
Grandpa went out for a walk and it started to rain. He didn’t bring an umbrella or a hat. His clothes got soaked, but not a hair on his head was wet. How is this possible?
Answer:- Grandpa's bald!
It rings, but it is not a telephone; it never asks any questions but still gets answered; the more they press it, the more it rings. What is it?
Answer:- Doorbell
It comes in many shapes and sizes, in different colors, it can float if you don’t tie it back. What is it?
Answer:- Balloon
It is always arriving but never really arrives. What is it?
Answer:- Tomorrow
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
Answer:- The letter “e”
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?
Answer:- The letter “r”
What kind of apples do computers prefer?
Answer:- Macintosh
Who can shave 25 times a day but still have a beard?
Answer:- A barber