Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
Answer:- Santa Claus
Could be described as the cranium's version of snow.
Answer:- dandruff
Crooked as a rainbow, and slick as a plate, Ten thousand horses can't pull it straight.
Answer:- river
Currency that flirted with a British spy.
Answer:- Miss Moneypenny
Cut the wrong wire and it goes boom
Answer:- bomb
Cycle Cycle Cycle.
Answer:- tricycle
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Answer:- Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.
Deep, deep, do they go. Spreading out as they go. Never needing any air. They are sometimes as fine as hair
Answer:- roots
Defends your noggin from the hard pavement
Answer:- helmet
Delicious but said to be a lie.
Answer:- cake
Deposit red liquid in me. What am I?
Answer:- Blood Bank