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General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he's the only cowboy left. He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, "Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing." Custer ponders a while and thinks:"If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!" He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. "Well," the genie asks "have you made up your mind?" What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
Answer:- One glass eye.
George J. Jetson and Neil A. Armstrong drove this to work.
Answer:- spaceship
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
Answer:- He is bald
Gets rid of bad ones, short and tall. Tightens when used, one size fits all.
Answer:- noose
Give it a toss, and it's ready, but not until it's dressed. What is it?
Answer:- salad
Given them to the girls whenever, And they'll be best friends forever. Shiny, pretty stones, Bought with massive loans
Answer:- diamonds
Godzilla calls this place home.
Answer:- Japan
Gold in a leather bag, swinging on a tree, money after honey in its time. Ills of a scurvy crew cured by the sea, reason in its season but no rhyme.
Answer:- orange
Goliath, The Jolly Green and Andre are all examples of this.
Answer:- giant
Green on the outside but red and black inside. I am food but mostly liquid. What am I?
Answer:- watermelon
Grown in the ground, it's taller than you. Strip off the outside, the yellow pieces you chew. What is it?
Answer:- corn
Guided, I am scraping along, leaving behind my snow­white dust against that which I am scraping, for when I am scraping, I must. What am i?
Answer:- chalk
Gumby and yoga instructors have this in common.
Answer:- flexible
Half of the population uses me, and you lose me all the time. I'm small and yellow, black, brown or silver. You use me to hold things up. What am I?
Answer:- bobby pins