How do trees get onto the internet?
Answer:- They log on
How do you drown a hipster?
Answer:- In the mainstream.
How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
Answer:- Snowballs
How does a dog stop a video?
Answer:- He presses the paws button.
How does am armless man play poker?
Answer:- With a chip on his shoulder.
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Answer:- Raw raw, raw raw raw
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
Answer:- halfway
How fast do librarians travel?
Answer:- They Book
How long did Cain hate his brother?
Answer:- As long as he was able.
How many 9′s are there between 1 and 100?
Answer:- 20
How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer:- None because they were all too lil to reach it.
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
Answer:- No idea, they don’t do it
How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?
Answer:- None.
No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.
And those of you who said 36 cubic feet are wrong for another reason, too.
You would have needed the length measurement too.
So you don't even know how much air is in the hole.
How much does Liam cost?
Answer:- A ham's worth.