What runs but never gets tired?
Answer:- A water faucet.
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Answer:- Because when you find it, you stop looking!
One night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was nobody in the castle, and no one came out of the castle. In the morning, three people came out of the castle. Who were they?
Answer:- The knight (night), the king, and the queen!
How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
Answer:- He only sleeps at night.
A man found an old coin and declared that the date on it was 150 B.c this could not be why?
Answer:- Because B.C. is counting backwards from the birth of Christ. If Christ hadn’t been born yet, there were no dates in B.C. yet
Add the number to the number itself and then multiply by 4. Again divide the number by 8 and you will get the same number once more. Which is that number?
Answer:- Any number
X is an odd number. Take an alphabet away from X and it becomes even. Which is that number?
Answer:- Seven (Seven-S=Even)
If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?
Answer:- Zero, roosters do not lay eggs
A grandfather, two fathers and two sons went to the movie theater together and everyone bought one movie ticket each. How many tickets did they buy in total?
Answer:- 3 (the grandfather is also a father and the father is also a son)
If it took 6 people 9 hours to build a barn, how long would it take 12 people to build the same barn?
Answer:- None, the barn is already built!