If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.
Answer:- ninja
If you had five mangoes and two bananas in one hand and two mangoes and four bananas in the other hand, what would you have?
Answer:- Very large hands.
If you held me for too long, you would die. What am I?
Answer:- breath
If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?
Answer:- Your Imagination
If you need a night out, call one of these over to take the little ones off your hands for a while.
Answer:- babysitter
If you suffer from this, you might wear a wig
Answer:- baldness
If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.
Answer:- dentures
In a bicycle race, the man who came two places in front of the last man finished one ahead of the man who came fifth. How many contestants were there?
Answer:- There were 6 contestants. The man came in 4th place.