The Titanic is still here. What am I?
Answer:- Atlantic
The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.
Answer:- banana
The warmer I am, The fresher I am.
Answer:- bread
The weapon of choice to create the biggest shock.
Answer:- stungun
The Wilson family is a very wealthy family that lives in a big, circular home. One morning, Mr. Wilson woke up and saw a strawberry jam stain on his new carpet. He figured out that everyone who was there that morning had a jam sandwich. By reading the following excuses, figure out who spilled the jam.
Son: "I was outside playing basketball."
The Maid: "I was dusting the corners of the house."
Chef: "I was starting to make lunch for later."
Who is lying?
Answer:- It was the maid. The house is circular, it has no corners.
There are 12 kids in a classroom. 6 kids are wearing socks and 4 are wearing shoes. 3 kids are wearing both. How many are bare feet?
Answer:- 5 kids are bare feet.
There are 25 red balls, 47 green balls and 3 blue balls in a basket. There is a blind man. What is the minimum number of balls that the blind man has to pick to make sure that there are at least 2 balls of different colors?
Answer:- 48 balls. There is a small chance he may pick up 47 green balls in a row.
There are 7 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots one bird down. How many birds are left in the tree?
Answer:- None because the rest of them got scared and flew away.
There are two fathers and two sons. They walk into a candy store and each buys a candy bar for 50 cents. The total for all of the candy bars was $1.50. How is that possible?
Answer:- There was a grandfather, a father and a son.
There is a man in a 4 story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding, and had no harm done. How?
Answer:- He jumped out of the ground floor
There is a man that can never enjoy the fireplace, who is this man?
Answer:- Snowman.