What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
Answer:- The Halfback of Notre Dame!
What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
Answer:- How's the weather up there?
What comes next 23 45 89 177?
Answer:- 353, each time you double the number then take 1 away.
Three men enter a room but only two walk out. The room is empty.
Where is the third man?
Answer:- The third man is in a wheelchair so he rolls out of the room instead of walking out.
I go to school with no pen and return home with a pen.
What am i?
Answer:- Teacher who went to school on Teacher’s Day.
Why is it dangerous to put the letter ''M'' into the refrigerator?
Answer:- Cold Fact
It starts with f and ends with k, is a four letter word and in absence of this you use your hand.
What word is?
Answer:- Fork.
A truck drove to a village and met 4 cars.
How many vehicles were going to the village?
Answer:- 1, only the truck. The cars were going in the opposite direction.
How many dead people are in the graveyard?
Answer:- How many dead people are in the graveyard?
A number of children are standing in a circle. They are evenly spaced and the 7th child is directly opposite the 18th child. How many children are there altogether?
Answer:- 22; in half of the circle there are 11 children because 18-7=11. Multiply 11x2=22!
On a 12-hour digital clock, what is the smallest interval between two times that are palindromic (can be read forwards and backwards as the same number)?
Answer:- The interval is two minutes, between the times of 9:59 and 10:01.
The local historical society has leased a castle to use it as a museum. The original lease was 99 years. I asked the curator how much time was left on the lease. His answer was as follows: two-thirds of the time past is equal to four-fifths of the time to come. How much time was left on the lease?
Answer:- 45 years.
Let X equal the time left on the lease (which makes "time past" equal to 99-X). Set up the equation:
2/3 * (99-X) = 4/5 * X
Find the next number in the sequence:
2, 4, 5, 10, 12, 24, 27, ?
Answer:- 54, 58
(x*2, +1, *2, +2, *2, +3, *2, +4)