What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
Answer:- A bat.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Answer:- Saturday & Sunday, the rest are weekdays
What becomes easier to pick up the more it weighs?
Answer:- A woman
What becomes too young the longer it exists?
Answer:- portrait
What bee can you pass around that doesn’t sting?
Answer:- Fris-bee
What begins to die on a wedding day?
Answer:- Flowers
What binds two people yet touches only one?
Answer:- ring
What book do teenagers and millennials love the most and voluntarily spend hours looking through?
Answer:- Facebook
What Botox will do to your expression.
Answer:- paralyze
What breaks in the water but never on land?
Answer:- wave
What breaks on the water but never on the land?
Answer:- wave