What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
SEE ANSWER
They're both perfectly safe until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
Answer:- Dairy tales.
What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?
Answer:- They all have a new version
What do elfs learn in school?
Answer:- The elf-abet!
What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
Answer:- French Flies
What do geese, waterfowl and ducks have for breakfast?
Answer:- Quacker oats
What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?
Answer:- They are all stuffed
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
Answer:- Brrrritos
What do people make that you can't see?
Answer:- noise
What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Answer:- Ice berg-ers!
What do roses, chocolates, laces, love knots, the color red and hearts have in common?
Answer:- They are all Valentine’s Day symbols
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer:- Snowflakes.
What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?
Answer:- I can’t even
What do the French say when you apology?
Answer:- "Baguette" about it.
What do the numbers 11, 69, 88, and 96 all have in common?
Answer:- They are all read the same upside down.