What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Answer:- He stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Answer:- Nothing, it just shuts up.
What does an old tan broken down house wear outside?
Answer:- tan coat
What does Mexican food do in the beach?
Answer:- They burri-toes in the sand.
What does someone else have to take before you can get?
Answer:- photograph
What does Warren Buffet love and look forward to the most about Christmas?
Answer:- The stock-ings
What dresses for summer and sheds in the winter?
Answer:- tree
What flies forever, rests never?
Answer:- wind
What food goes on and on without a beginning, middle, or an end?
Answer:- A donut
What food has no beginning, end, or middle?
Answer:- donut
What fruit is of great use in history?
Answer:- date