What is all over a house?
Answer:- roof
What is always on its way but never arrives?
Answer:- Tomorrow
What is an aliens favourite sport?
Answer:- Spaceball
What is an army man's favorite month?
Answer:- MARCH!
What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
Answer:- space chips
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Answer:- A ba-na-na-na.
What is broken if you say its name?
Answer:- Silence
What is brown, big and red all over?
Answer:- A turkey with cranberry sauce
What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
Answer:- WATAAAAA
What is common to eat before it's born and after it's dead?
Answer:- chicken