What is Mrs. Right’s first name?
Answer:- Always
What is never used unless it's in a tight place?
Answer:- cork
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
Answer:- Donald Trump riding a merry-go-round
What is red, bloody and smells like an orange?
Answer:- A blood orange
What is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet?
Answer:- A rainbow in a washing machine
What is sacred, holy, female, and noisy?
Answer:- Cow
What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
Answer:- saturnday
What is taken before you can get it?
Answer:- Your picture.
What is the cleanest language in the world?
Answer:- Polish
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Answer:- Hip-hop!
What is the Easter bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Answer:- Hip hop