When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
Answer:- Birthday candles
When it's dirty this should never be aired in public.
Answer:- laundry
When kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war?
Answer:- Chess Game
When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
Answer:- Lemon
When the creeper passes, all the grass kneels
Answer:- plow
When your undies attack you.
Answer:- wedgie
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
Answer:- At Victoria’s secret
Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
Answer:- Retail Shop.
Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?
Answer:- Air bee and bee.