Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
Answer:- Because it keeps Dublin.
Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel?
Answer:- Because he doesn't have a Seoul.
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer:- They might pikachu (Peek at u)
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
Answer:- Because it was a cheetah!
Why was the cook arrested?
Answer:- He was caught beating an egg.
Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?
Answer:- Because he has not Bin-laid-en a long time
Why was the math book always so depressed?
Answer:- Because it had so many unsolved problem
Why was the math book sad?
Answer:- Because it has so many problems.
Why was the math teacher late to work?
Answer:- She took the rhombus.
With sharp edged wit and pointed poise. It can settle disputes without making a noise.
Answer:- sword
With the rich I am blue, with the poor I am red, with the amphibian I am cold but with the dog I am hot instead, What am I?
Answer:- Blood
Without coolant, you'll have some trouble with this.
Answer:- radiator