Birds of a feather flock together. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer:- Opposites attract.
Black within, red without, with four courners, round about. What is it?
Answer:- A chiminey.
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! What is it?
Answer:- Toothpaste!
Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
Answer:- Bob accidentally put his hands over the horse's eyes. If a horse can't see he will automatically stop.
Bright as diamonds, Loud as thunder, Never still, A thing of wonder. What am I?
Answer:- A Waterfall.
Can girafffes have babies?
Answer:- No, they can only have giraffes.
Can you combine plus signs and five 2's to get 28? Can you combine plus signs and eight 8's to get 1,000?
Answer:- 22+2+2+2=28; 888+88+8+8+8=1,000
Can you Form a word from the letters? A B C D E F G I. (note; the word is hyphenated)
Answer:- Big-Faced.
Can you list 15 items that are sold in pairs?
Answer:- 1. Shoes
2. Gloves
3. Socks
4. Ice Skates
5. Skis
6. Shoe laces
7. Earrings
8. Ear plugs
9. Dice
10. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Candy
11. Speakers
12. Dumb Bells
13. Chop sticks
13. Drum sticks
14. Knee pads
15. Fake eyelashes
Carl is trying to find solutions to a geometric puzzle. He has a square plot of land that he needs to reserve 1/4 for himself and divide the remaining 3/4 equally and in similar shape, among his 4 children. There are two possible solutions. Can you solve the puzzle?
Answer:- Solution #1 - Squares
First, Carl divides his as to reserve to himself one-fourth in the form of a square.
Then, Carl takes the remaining 3/4 shape and scales it down by 1/4. He then, multiplies the shape into 4 identically shaped pieces, and aranges them so that they fit into the original 3/4 shape.
Solution #2 - Rectangles
First, create a triangle that is 1/4 the size of the square.
Now, with straight lines, create two squares.
Proceed to disect the two squares with horizontal lines creating 4 triangles.
Then, disect one of the resultuing triangles from each square. The shape of land for each of his four children is divided evenly and is the same shape.
Carlos was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Carlos call her?
Answer:- He called her Mom!
Charlotte is 13 years old. Her father Montague is 40 years old. How many years ago was Charlotte's father four times as old as Charlotte?
Answer:- Four years ago. When Charlotte was 9 her father was 36, 4 times her age.