How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
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Only one, because after that it is no longer empty.
How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?
Answer:- None. They are all outside.
How many pluses should we put between the digits of 987,654,321 to get a total of 99, and where?
Answer:- (6) 9 + 8 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 43 + 21= 99
(7) 9 + 8 + 7 + 65 + 4 + 3 + 2 + 1= 99
How many three cent stamps are in a dozen?
Answer:- A dozen, although you probably said four.
How much will a 38° angle measure when looked at under a microscope that magnifies ten times?
Answer:- It will still be 38°.
How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer:- With a monkey wrench.
I always have one eye open.
What am I?
Answer:- A needle
I am a perching barrel, filled with meat, Taking hits from leaps and dives. Look inside, but do not eat, The meat in there is still alive! What am I?
Answer:- A thimble on a finger.
I am a place, in a state. I am an answer to a math problem. The math problem is: To get a cube, you multiply something by 6. What do you multiply by?
Answer:- You Times Square!
I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.
What am I?
Answer:- The Nike Symbol.