If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?
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None. The rest of the crows flew away when they heard the gunshot.
If there is a Yellow house on Bluebird Lane, a Green house on Orange Street, a Pink house on Kitten Road, a Black house on Whitehorse Pike and a Purple house on Firebird hill, where is the White house?
Answer:- Washington, D.C.
If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?
Answer:- The same three cats would do. Since these three cats are averaging one mouse per minute, given 100 minutes, the cats could catch 100 mice.
If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days how many eggs does one peacock lay in four days?
Answer:- Peacocks don't lay eggs.
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
Answer:- Hiss and Hers.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer:- Four and five is nine.
If you break me I do not stop working, If you touch me I may be snared, If you lose me nothing will matter. What am I?
Answer:- Your heart.
If you drop me, I'm sure to crack. Give me a smile, and I'll always smile back.
What am I?
Answer:- A mirror.
If you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
Answer:- It depends on the floor.
If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?
Answer:- It's cheaper to take two friends at the same time. In this case, you would only be buying three tickets, whereas if you take the same friend twice you are buying four tickets.
If you have 10 peaches and take 7 peaches away, how many do you have?
Answer:- 7, you took 7 peaches away with you. Â Duhhhhh
If you like pretty gems that sparkle and shine, I invite you to dig in my virtual mine. My first is purple, fit for a king, My second is green where Dorothy did her thing. My third is red, July's birthstone as well, My fourth is seen in strings and is found inside a shell. My fifth is hard, pure Carbon, and expensive to buy, My sixth is Crocidolite, striped like the big cat's eye. Seventh is two words, a man-made fake of April's stone, Eighth is very dark and found at Lightning Ridge alone. Now take from each gem, one letter in its turn, And you will find the stuff for which even the gods yearn. What am I?
Answer:- Ambrosia The gems are: Amethyst Emerald ( Emerald City in the Wizard of Oz ) Ruby Pearl Diamond Tiger's eye Cubic Zirconium (Fake diamond) Black Opal Taking the first letter of Amethyst, second of Emerald, etc.. gives Ambrosia - The food of the gods.
If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
Answer:- To the right. It's always the same direction.
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does that make you?
Answer:- An iWitness!