Marco and Bob have been the best friends ever since they were little kids. They are also very competitive. Throughout the years they have challenged each other to do both physical and mental challenges. And they completed the challenge. But one day Marco thought of something to challenge Bob to do - something he could start but never finish. The average man could do it and so could Mark and they were both the same sex and the same size. It is a physical challenge. Can you figure out what it was?
Answer:- Marco challenged Bob to get a tan, but he couldn't...Bob is an albino.
Marking mortal privation, when firmly in place. An enduring summation, inscribed in my face.
What am I?
Answer:- A Tombstone.
Metal or bone I may be, many teeth I have and always bared, yet my bite harms no one, and ladies delight in my touch.
What am I?
Answer:- A comb.
More haste less speed. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer:- Time waits for no man.
Morgan was making apricot jam. She put all the apricots in the pot and stirred them up. Then she remembered she had to add 1 ounce of lemon juice for every two apricots! How did she figure out how much lemon juice to put?
Answer:- She counted the pits!
Mr. and Mrs. Smith were walking home from the shopping mall with their purchases when Mr. Smith began to complain that his load was too heavy. Mrs. Smith turned to her husband and said, "I don't know what you're complaining about because if you gave me one of your parcels, I would have twice as many as you and if I gave you just one of mine, we would have equal loads." How many parcels was each carrying?
Answer:- Mrs. Smith was carrying seven parcels and Mr. Smith was carrying five.
Mr. Grumper grumbles about bad time-keeping trains like everybody else. On one particular morning he was justified, though. The train left on time for the one hour journey and it arrived 5 minutes late. However, Mr. Grumper's watch showed it to be 3 minutes early, so he adjusted his watch by putting it forward 3 minutes. His watch kept time during the day, and on the return journey in the evening the train started on time, according to his watch, and arrived on time, according to the station clock. If the train traveled 25 percent faster on the return journey than it did on the morning journey, was the station clock fast or slow, and by how much?
Answer:- The station clock is 3 minutes fast. The morning journey took 65 minutes, and the evening journey therefore took 52 minutes, and the train arrived 57 minutes after it should have left, that is, 3 minutes early.
My call, I pray, at dawn of day, Shall rest you from your slumber, With job all done, my song all sung, I'll sit on seat of lumber. What am I?
Answer:- A Rooster.
My first is a fluid, my second a solid, my whole a plant. What is it?
Answer:- Liquorice.
My first is a part of the day,
My last a conductor of light,
My whole to take measure of time,
Is useful by day and by night.
What am I?
Answer:- An Hour-glass.
My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp. What am I?
Answer:- Hyphen. The first two lines yield high-fen. A hyphen is used by a writer to tie (or cramp) two words together.