My friend said, "What rhymes with orange"
Answer:- I said, "No it doesn't.
My name is two letters. You call many people by this name, but yet their first name is not this. What is it?
Answer:- Mr.
My only timepiece is a wall clock. One day I forgot to wind it and it stopped. I went to visit a friend whos watch is always correct, stayed awhile, and then went home. There I made a simple calculation and set the clock right.
How did I do this even though I had no watch on me to tell how long it took me to return from my friend's house?
Answer:- Before I left, I wound the wall clock. When I returned, the change in time equaled how long it took to go to my friends house and return, plus the time I spent there. But I knew the latter because I looked at my friends watch when I arrived and left.
Subtracting the time of the visit from the time I was absent from my house, and dividing by 2, I obtained the time it took me to return home. I added this time to what my friend watch showed when I left, and set the sum on my wall clock.
My tines be long, My tines be short, My tines end ere, My first report., What am I?
Answer:- lightning
My tongue is long, my breath is strong, And yet I breed no strife; My voice you hear both far and near, And yet I have no life.
What am I?
Answer:- A bell.
My voice rises above the din, sometimes catching all unaware. I never ask questions, yet get many answers.
What am I?
Answer:- A doorbell.
Name an eight-letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. What is it?
Answer:- Inkstand - kst is in the middle. "In" is the beginning, and "and" ends the word.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. What is the contradictory proverb?
Answer:- Don't cross the bridge until you come to it.
Nick timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
Answer:- Nothing, as 80 minutes equals an hour and twenty minutes.
No is to negative as yes is to...?
Answer:- Affirmative If you said "Positive" you're wrong.