What happens if you fall in love with a French chef?
Answer:- You got buttered up!
You are in a Race You passed the person on the second place in what place are you now?
Answer:- If you think first place, the person in first place is still there.
The ancient invention allows people to see through walls? What am I?
Answer:- A Window
How is 7 different from the rest of the numbers from 1-10?
Answer:- It is the only number, between 1 and 10, that has 2 syllables
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer:- Egg
What can you catch but not throw
Answer:- A cold
I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?
Answer:- Clouds
The More you take the more you leave behind, What I am?
Answer:- Footsteps
You go at red and stop at green. What am I?
Answer:- Watermelon! You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.
A pregnant woman goes out of her room goes to the fridge opens a can of tuna, soda, yogurt and a cookie. What did she open first?
Answer:- She opened the fridge door first!
I enter the garden. There are 34 people in the backyard. You kill 34 people. How many people are in the garden?
Answer:- 1 as you are the only person in the garden during this murderous rampage of the 34 people
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer:- An ear of corn.
A woman shoots her husband, after that she holds him under water for 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can it be?
Answer:- She took a photo of him and developed it in the dark room