What does Santa do in his garden?
Answer:- Ho Ho Ho!
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
Answer:- The feeling is mootual.
What dress does everyone have, but no one wears?
Answer:- An address.
What eleven-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer:- Incorrectly!
What ends in a 'w' but has no end?
Answer:- A rainbow!
What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?
Answer:- Night and Day.
What falls down but never breaks?
Answer:- Nightfall.
What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
Answer:- Florence Nightingown.
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
Answer:- A wedding ring.
What force and strength cannot get through, I with a gentle touch can do. And many in the street would stand, were I not a friend at hand.
What am I?
Answer:- I am a Key.
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer:- A strawberry! A strawberry is the only fruit that wears its seeds on the outside.
What happens after it is rains cats and dogs?
Answer:- You step in a poodle.