What has all the letters of the alphabet but not in the correct order?
Answer:- A keyboard!
What has emotions, but isn't living? Can be as Blue as the ocean or Red as blood. sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sometimes angry.
Answer:- A mood ring.
What has every color in the rainbow no matter what?
Answer:- A rainbow.
What has eyes but can't see, a tongue but can't talk, and a soul but can never find love?
Answer:- A shoe.
What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows. What is it?
Answer:- A Mountain.
What have these words in common?
ASPIRATED GRANGERS PRELATES SWINGERS CHASTENS
Answer:- All can be diminished by one letter (from begining and end alternately) forming a new word each time.
What hired killer never goes to jail?
Answer:- An exterminator.
What is 1/2 of 1/4 of 2/9 of 3/7 of 84?
Answer:- The answer is 1. 3/7 of 84 = 36 2/9 of 36 = 8 1/4 of 8 = 2 1/2 of 2 = 1
What is a comedians favourite food?
Answer:- Cheese! Get it, cheesy jokes Plz comment!
What is a computer virus?
Answer:- A terminal illness.
What is a device that you always have access to, that do not require recharging, and can record all of the useful information you have learned?
Answer:- Your brain!
What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
Answer:- Cottage cheese!
What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
Answer:- A Hersheys baaa.