What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
Answer:- A Human Being.
What type of key opens a banana?
Answer:- A mon-key!
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Answer:- Pencil- vania!
What was never scared but became petrified, can't make a bird but can make a bat, can't live in a house but would die to have one. What is it?
Answer:- A tree.
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Answer:- Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
What was the pilgrim favorite type of music?
Answer:- Plymouth Rock.
What was the spider doing on the baseball team?
Answer:- Catching flies.
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer:- A vampirate.
What word doesn't belong in this group? That, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, or chat?
Answer:- What. It's pronounced differently; all of the others rhyme.
What word is right when pronounced wrong, but is wrong when pronounced right?
Answer:- The answer is wrong think about it.
What word starting with BR, that with the addition of the letter E, becomes another word that sounds the same as the first?
Answer:- Braking becomes Breaking.
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
Answer:- She couldn't stir.
What year of this century is the same when its number is upside down? What year of the previous century is the same when inverted?
Answer:- 1961 and 1881.
What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Answer:- Chicago. The first three words out of seven of chicken is CHI, the first two words out of 3 of cat is CA, and first two words out of goat is GO. Therefore making, (CHI)(CA)(GO).