Joke: Why is a lost dalmatian easily found?
Answer: Because he's always spotted.
Joke: Why is a skeleton so mean?
Answer: He doesn't have a heart!
Joke: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
Answer: Because you dribble on the floor!
Joke: Why is chemistry so complex?
Answer: If it was basic it would burn!
Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
Answer: You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?
Answer: It has a lot of free electrons.
Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?
Answer: They don't have Windows.
Joke: Why is it not safe to sleep on trains?
Answer: Because they run over sleepers.
Joke: Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?
Answer: Because there are so many cheetahs.
Joke: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?
Answer: All of the fans have left.
Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?
Answer: You might lose an i (eye)!
Joke: Why is pushing the envelope pointless?
Answer: It will remain stationary.
Joke: Why is Sherlock Holmes tax return so large?
Answer: He makes brilliant deductions.