X
Email me Daily Riddles
Picture Riddles
Hard
Easy
Funny
Good
Love
Kids
About
Contact
Joke: x2 asks x3 if he believes in God.x3 replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."
SEE ANSWER
Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.
Joke: Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.
Joke: Yo mama is so fat she turned an ipad into an iflat!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Joke: Yo Mama is so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.
Joke: Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat,
Answer: when she played in call of duty the player that killed her gets a 5 killstreak reward!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!
Joke: yo mama is so fat, they use her as a map in call of duty!
Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!
Joke: Yo mama is so mean, she has no standard deviation.
Joke: Yo mama is so old, when the baby bit her breasts, milk powder came out.
Joke: yo mama is so short she drives hot wheels
Joke: yo mama is so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew
