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Joke: Yo mama so fat, she's the same height lying down!
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Joke: Yo mama so fat, taco bell actually installed a bell to warn people when she's coming.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when people tell her to take one she says"this is a movie film, so take 5."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she fell down it was hilarious. I wasn't laughing, but the floor was cracking up!
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, bears hide their food.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said I want your weight not your phone number.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she walked into the clothing store, GAP, the manager said,"Oh nice, you must be our mascot."
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.
Joke: Yo mama so fat, when the doctor found out she had a rapidly progressing flesh eating bacteria, he told her not to worry about it.
Joke: Yo mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list
Joke: Yo mama so short a pillow is her Grand Canyon
Joke: yo mama so stupid she put a quarter inside the vending machine and it told her she needed a dime so she thought it was speaking Spanish so supposedly its said "dime" so she said "coca"
Joke: Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
Answer: BURN!
Joke: Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
