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Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER
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Joke: Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she has Big Foot in a headlock.
Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.
Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.
Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!
Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.
Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, they used to call it a jumpoline before yo mama got on it!
Joke: Yo mama's so dumb, she returned doughnuts because they had holes in them.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Dracula bit her and got diabetes.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her belt loops have mile markers.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her Facebook page has to be seen on IMAX.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her patronus is a cake!
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, Miley Cyrus used her for a wrecking ball!
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!
