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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, to get her through a doorway you have to grease the frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps.
