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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, whenever I think about her my neck breaks.
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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, you have to check Google Maps for her baby photos.
Joke: Yo mama's so heavy, her picture fell off the wall.
Joke: Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection!
Joke: Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
Joke: Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1!
Joke: Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she got married for the rice.
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"
Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers.
