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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I’m dressing.
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What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What did the policeman say to the belly button? “You’re under a-vest.”
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
What do cows most like to read? Cattle-logs.
What do skateboarders do when they are really good? They GoPro
What do you call a beehive without an exit? UnBeeLeaveable!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
