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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It is just a light sentence.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Whether that leaves a long-lasting impression for the right reasons all depends on the delivery. But having a good dad joke is already half the battle won.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
