Bill Watterson Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
Bill Watterson quotes that inspire a great attitude towards life That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
1. [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
2. As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
3. Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
4. Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
5. From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.
Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
6. Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
The Essential Calvin And Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
7. Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
Calvin and Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
8. Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
9. I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
10. I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
It's a Magical World
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
11. I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
12. I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
13. I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
14. I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.
There's Treasure Everywhere
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
15. I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
16. I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
Something Under the Bed is Drooling
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
17. I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
18. I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
19. If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
20. In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
21. Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- truth
22. Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
23. Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
24. Now what state do you live in?''Denial.
The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
25. Reality continues to ruin my life.
The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
26. Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
27. Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
28. That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
29. That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- happiness
30. The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
It's a Magical World
Author:- Bill Watterson
Category:- humor
