Bill Watterson Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. [Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957. Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

2. As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway. The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

3. Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

4. Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

5. From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in. Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

6. Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? The Essential Calvin And Hobbes

7. Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? Calvin and Hobbes

8. Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!

9. I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.

10. I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point. It's a Magical World

11. I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

12. I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

13. I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

14. I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family. There's Treasure Everywhere

15. I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

16. I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian! Something Under the Bed is Drooling

17. I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

18. I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

19. If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

20. In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

21. Isn't it sad how some people's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth? The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

22. Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

23. Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

24. Now what state do you live in?''Denial. The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

25. Reality continues to ruin my life. The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

26. Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

27. Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

28. That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

29. That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

30. The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse It's a Magical World