1. I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
2. I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.
3. Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
4. That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
5. Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.
