Dark Jar Tin Zoo Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a politician, and must be destroyed.
 I Had a Dream About You

2. I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

3. I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

4. I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

5. If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

6. If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

7. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

8. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

9. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

10. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

11. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

12. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

13. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

14. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

15. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

16. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

17. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.