Dark Jar Tin Zoo Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
Dark Jar Tin Zoo quotes that inspire a great attitude towards life That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
1. I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a politician, and must be destroyed.
I Had a Dream About You
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- humor
2. I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- humor
3. I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- love
4. I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- Romance,humor
5. If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- love
6. If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- humor
7. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- love
8. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- humor
9. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- humor
10. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- love
11. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- humor
12. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- love
13. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- humor
14. If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- Relationships,time
15. Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- Relationships
16. She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- Relationships
17. To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Author:- Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Category:- Relationships
