Eoin Colfer Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
Eoin Colfer quotes that inspire a great attitude towards life That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
1. A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.
Artemis Fowl
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
2. Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
3. Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre."Myles: "In Paris."Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?"Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?"Myles: "I agree with simple-toon."Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'"Beckett: "Itchy what?
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
4. Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case? Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My mother, she... Doctor Po: Your mother, yes? Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.
The Arctic Incident
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
5. Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
Artemis Fowl
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
6. Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?
The Lost Colony
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
7. Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.
Artemis Fowl Band 1-3
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
8. Hey, lookâyour girlfriend is saying something."Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl?
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
9. How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously eternally-that goes without saying." Holly blinked sweat from her eyes. "Is he serious?" she called over her shoulder to Foaly. "Oh, absolutely," said the centaur "If he asks you to look for birthmarks, say no immediately." "Oh, I would never." Orion assured her. "Ladies don't look for birthmarks; that is work for jolly fellows like the Goodly Beast and myself. Ladies, like Miss Short, do enough by simply existing. They exude beauty, and that is enough." "I am not exuding anything." said Holly, through gritted teeth. Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins." Holly gripped the wheel tightly. "I'm going to be sick. Did he just say pastel blue?" "And dolphins, little ones," said Foaly.
The Atlantis Complex
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- Romance
10. Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
11. I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
12. I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
13. I don't like lollipops.
Artemis Fowl
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
14. I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?
The Arctic Incident
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
15. If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
The Eternity Code
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
16. It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Artemis Fowl
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
17. Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
The Atlantis Complex
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
18. Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell."I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.
The Atlantis Complex
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
19. No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
The Lost Colony
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
20. Orion brightened. "I have an idea.""Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained."Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.
The Atlantis Complex
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
21. Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
22. That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us ... all those things."But---buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know -- the one with all the horror."I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?"Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.
The Eternity Code
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
23. We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
The Arctic Incident
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
24. What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
The Lost Colony
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
25. Who are you?" he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
26. You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.
The Atlantis Complex
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- humor
27. how does she know it's the right room?' wondered Descant.Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magical red glow coming from the doorway, or perhaps it's the deafening howl of the temporal winds.' said Mervall. Descant nodded.'You could be right, brother. And don't think I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- time
28. The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- science
29. They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
The Time Paradox
Author:- Eoin Colfer
Category:- time
