1. Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.
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2. Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?': 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?
3. So many books, so little time.
4. The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.
5. Suddenly, books are arriving every day! "So many books, so little time.
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6. Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
