Jasper Fforde Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
Jasper Fforde quotes that inspire a great attitude towards life That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life
1. Bowden Cable is the sort of honest and dependable operative that is the backbone of SpecOps. They never win commendations or medalsand the public has no knowledge of them at all. They are all worth ten of people like me.
The Eyre Affair
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- wisdom
2. Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
First Among Sequels
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
3. Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all.
The Eyre Affair
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
4. Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.
Lost in a Good Book
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
5. I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes to conduct a chair census and learn some humility. But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mind.
Shades of Grey
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- wisdom,truth
6. I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.
The Eyre Affair
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- truth
7. I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!
Lost in a Good Book
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
8. If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gogh, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.
The Big Over Easy
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
9. Literary detection and firearms don't really go hand in hand; pen mighter than the sword and so forth.
The Eyre Affair
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
10. Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
11. Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
Shades of Grey
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- wisdom
12. She wasn't the only one to be physically morphed by reader expectation. Miss Havisham was now elderly whether she liked it or not, and Sherlock Holmes wore a deerstalker and smoked a ridiculously large pipe. The problem wasn't just confined to the classics. Harry Potter was seriously pissed off that he'd have to spend the rest of life looking like Daniel Radcliffe.
One of Our Thursdays Is Missing
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
13. Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one.
First Among Sequels
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- love
14. Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.
First Among Sequels
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- humor
15. For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
One of Our Thursdays Is Missing
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- philosophy
16. Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.
Shades of Grey
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- time
17. the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor.
One of Our Thursdays Is Missing
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- philosophy
18. Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought and goes straight to the limbic system and lights it up like a brushfire. It's the crack cocaine of the literary world.
First Among Sequels
Author:- Jasper Fforde
Category:- poetry
