Jeaniene Frost Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. ...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos. One Foot in the Grave

2. …well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage. This Side of the Grave

3. Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information? Bones asked, getting back to the subject. You to take me, she replied at once. Not gonna happen! I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand. Halfway to the Grave

4. Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand. (Bones) This Side of the Grave

5. Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-""Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness. This Side of the Grave

6. Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat Destined for an Early Grave

7. By the time Bones announced it was Tammy's turn, I'd fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him. Death's Excellent Vacation

8. Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil" or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping. Halfway to the Grave

9. Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor Destined for an Early Grave

10. Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child. Halfway to the Grave

11. First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard. Eternal Kiss of Darkness

12. He f**ks even better than he looks, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry. Destined for an Early Grave

13. I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran. Halfway to the Grave

14. I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers. One Foot in the Grave

15. I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard. At Grave's End

16. I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.Oh, Kitten, he murmured as his lips dragged down my throat. You didn’t really think we were done, did you? This Side of the Grave

17. I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need. Halfway to the Grave

18. I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need. Halfway to the Grave

19. If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)

20. It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other. First Drop of Crimson

21. Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement. Halfway to the Grave

22. Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home. This Side of the Grave

23. Kitty need's a tounge bath Halfway to the Grave

24. No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad This Side of the Grave

25. No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner, Once Burned

26. Playing with fire Kitten? Halfway to the Grave

27. See? I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?A snort preceded his response. Keep dreaming, pet. This Side of the Grave

28. She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles. This Side of the Grave

29. She's my kitten, and no one else's. One Foot in the Grave

30. Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not? Destined for an Early Grave