1. A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
2. Am I a romantic? I've seen "Wuthering Heights" ten times. I'm a romantic.
3. Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
4. I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
5. If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
6. The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
7. With every part you act, there must be a little of yourself in it. If there isn't, it's not acting. It's lying.
8. I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.
