Kim Harrison Quotes That Will Inspire You to Live Your Best Life

1. A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line. A Fistful of Charms

2. And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust. Every Which Way But Dead

3. Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives. The harder to hear your neighbors scream, my dear,' was David’s answer, and I sent my head up and down in agreement. The Outlaw Demon Wails

4. Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.My eyes went to his. You are a thief, a cheat, a murderer, and a not-nice man, I said calmly. I don’t like you.He shrugged, the motion making him look utterly harmless. I’m not a thief, he said. And I don’t mind manipulating you into working for me when I need it. He smiled, showing me perfect teeth. I enjoy it, actually. The Good, the Bad, and the Undead

5. God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron) Once Dead, Twice Shy

6. His attitude, though always bad, has changed since he helped me prep the Pandora charm for Morgan. He thinks I'm falling for her, as ridiculous as that sounds, and he might be tempted to take matters into his hands. The Hollows Insider

7. His right ear still held both studs, and I wondered who had the missing earring. I would have asked, but was afraid he’d tell me Ivy had it. A Fistful of Charms

8. Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next? Every Which Way But Dead

9. Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate. A Fistful of Charms

10. Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space. Every Which Way But Dead

11. Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. The Outlaw Demon Wails

12. Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul. Dead Witch Walking

13. Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled. A Fistful of Charms

14. The want for that kiss had shocked him more than the interruption, and he fell back into the chair, cool and nonchalant as Quen came in with his questions and demands. He wasn't sure if he believed he'd really helped, but one thing was very clear. He wanted that again, that feeling of standing with her against all odds and succeeding. He wanted it so bad, he was going to risk destroying everything he and his father had worked for. He should walk away. Right now. But as she was ushered out the door under David's arm, all he wanted to do was follow her. What the hell was he doing, falling in love with a demon? A Perfect Blood

15. You had this all planned, didn’t you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn’t as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried. Every Which Way But Dead

16. You look like the vamp who bled the cat. Every Which Way But Dead

17. Sure am glad I'm not royalty," I muttered. "I wouldn't want to have to bump uglies with someone I can't stand. On a regular basis. And no one else.""Ow!" I exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from Trent but finding them caught. Then I colored, realizing what I'd said. "Oh… sorry," I stammered, meaning it. "That was insensitive."Trent's frown turned into a sly smirk. "Bump uglies?" he said, eyes on the table behind me. "You are a font of gutter slang, Rachel. We must do this again. For a Few Demons More